Here's another item that the government can use to inject wealth into their coffers: Fine couples participating in public display of affection! Like SGD$99,999,999,999,999,999,999 for the first time offenders and to the power of 2 for repetitive offenders. Don't they know they are putting tons of emotional stress on singles out there like me?! And when people are stressed, it results in lower productivity and GDP and hence justifying for the minimal fine offenders have to pay.
Whilst on bus 36, there was this honey-oats-cluster-from-Post™-Cereal around my age just huuuuugggggginnnnnggggg relentlessly on the rear seat of the bus. I have never seen them separate all the way from MP to Douby Ghaut. They just like stared into each other's eyes that were just 0.0000000001mm (mirco millimeters) apart, while caressing each others' face like some AXE™ aftershave commercial. OMG CAN?! I mean I don't care if the guy or the girl is spending his/her last day on Earth with Mr./Ms. Leukemia, if you want just die together ah! Jitao affected lo me...
Smart way to spend their last day on this world though. Taking a final look at the places that left them with so much memories, on a bus, with loop service.
Here's some of the latest commercials done by TBWA\Chiat \Day for Pedigree as a part of the IMC campaign to help dogs find homes. The mediums of the IMC includes posters, commercials, ambient guerrilla, online interactive and a pop-up store at Times Sq, NY.
He's out of job, yet Hedi Slimane gets to see Kate Moss topless. What the heck. So years down the road, witnesses of this, do not despair if you do get retrenched. Something good may come by.
Like owner like dog, Landy's the randommest piece of shit I've ever seen. No self- complement intended.
For those who are in love, CHEERS! TO LOVE! Nobody knows what will happen in the future, but be glad for the moment. So if you are thinking about him/her right now, just send a sms, or make a call, just to say a simple, sincere, "I Love You". Carpe diem. This world has become too fast, stressed and materialized, and we often forget about the people around us, taking them for granted. This world is beautiful. Stop, take a look around. Relax, take a deep breath. Close your eyes, who do you see? (Please don't do this in the middle of the road though.)
To those out of love...you were in love. So, do not do unto others what you would not want them do unto you. "宁人负我，毋我负人."
Was waiting for bus 36 and since I usually don't get the bus I want, I thought, "Reverse psychology might work on randomness."
There I was conducting a stupid experiment on the wonders of the universe, but seriously I was just trying to distract myself while waiting for the bus. "Hi! I'm waiting for bus 31! 36 is totally NOT the bus I want to come first! Ohhhhh... I really hope bus 31 comes quick!" reciting it in my head.
Moments later (worked much faster than I expected), a familiar red hull rose above the distant trees that were irritatingly procrastinating the realization of my greatness.
"3.........no shit..."
"1!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!"
Fine! If it works that way, I'll do it your way. "Hi! I'm waiting for bus 36! 55 is totally NOT the bus I want to come first! Ohhhhh... I really hope bus 36 comes quick!" Note that it's not because I've ran out of things to say, but in a scientific experiment, ceteris paribus is mandatory.
Another few moments later, "WAH LAN EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the 200th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Please imagine fireworks for additional visual effects.)
My friends all lazy ah, haven't give me the Thailand photos. Paiseh to keep asking from them also ah. But anyhoo, the world like so small lah..like weallllllyy ttttttiiiiii-nnnnnneeeee... My male-friend's female-friend came clicking through my profile and I found out that her boyfriend is actually an asshole from my sec sch! (P.S. Just a side comment: I can listen to Nat King Cole all day. And seriously, why does he sound white?) A little further back, a poly-mate of mine went overseas for her studies, and met her boyfriend there, which coincidentally, was also another asshole from my sec sch. Yes, everyone is an ass in CCHSM. I am too.
P.P.S Woah, What the hell would happen if Nat King Cole was born with his name as Kat King Kole? Fuck.
Just heard this while having steamboat last night. Years ago many people have smiled with, cried with this song. If the feeling has faded away with time, or somehow, revive it again, we shall. My turn to be the DJ.
P.s. If you don't know this song you're a bloody cockhead.
Answer me, oh, my love Just what sin have I been guilty of? Tell me how I came to lose your love Please answer me, sweetheart
You were mine yesterday I believed that love was here to stay Wont you tell me where Ive gone astray? Please answer me, my love
If youre happier without me Ill try not to care But if you still think about me Please listen to my prayer
You must know Ive been true Wont you say that we can start anew? In my sorrow now I turn to you Please answer me, my love
(if youre happier without me) (Ill try not to care) But if you still think about me Please listen to my prayer
You must know (you must know)Ive been true (Ive been true) Wont you say that we can start anew? In my sorrow now I turn to you Please answer me, my love
Answer me, my love
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Enuf said, just spend some time listening to the other songs like I did. Sweet sorrows awww...
Surveyors on the streets trying to get the same old crappy information from you are being avoided like they've got the plague. Surely most of them would bet with their partners that they will give a million bucks to whoever approaches them enthusiastically to have their feedbacks taken. You should get me by now. Just do it!
(Seriously, forced myself to post this entry. I really have no bloody mood. I feel a disturbance in the force. Like again.)
REMEMBER THESE PHRASES BY HEART BEFORE ANY ONE OF YOU POTHEADS HEAD TO THAILAND! (Though I remembered saying ganja. Ganja, ganchaa, like what's the diff man?)
ปอด้าย - paaw daai -marijuana, hemp, genus Cannabis (imagine Paul van Dyke were to be in Thailand, he'd be aptly known as pot-man.) เนื้อ - neuua -weed; grass; pot; dope; marijuana สูบกัญชา - suup gan chaa -[formal] to smoke marijuana
This is what stupidity feels like:
I walked into a pub (which I discovered that it was a fish tank upon entering) and thought that, "wow, this place is crappy enough to get me some pot!" So I walked towards the waiter and got his attention.
Idoit: "Sawadee. Yooou hab ganja kap?"
Waiter: ?????
Idoit: "Gaaaan... jaaaaaa..." (I was rolling an imaginary joint just to aid his apprehension)
Idoit: "Kap"
Waiter: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Hab hab! Come ser.."
As we're walking towards the counter, at this point, I was like, "wow, no shit right?!" Totally like the first time when you're about to get laid, while oblivious about the disappointment I'm about to get.
(Waiter leans over to the counter and signals to the waitress, while blabbering some shit.)
Waiter: "#%^@#$%&$ kap" [Translateion - Thai: Give this man the shit]
I swear everything was going in slow-mo as the waitress reaches for the drawer, it's the anticipation man. It was a screwed up town man, who knows she's gonna draw for a gun, or something totally humiliating like K.Y. Jelly.
Who came up with that bloody excuse anyways? People make mistakes and isn't this conventional stupidity a tad too forgiving? "OHHHH! I've cheated on my girlfriend! But oh well, like they would say, 'To err is human'! OK! Let's go now cheat on the cheating accomplice!" Probably the wise guy came up with that statement when his wife slept with another guy and her daughter got raped. All that was written in his will was 'To err is human' out of shock before he shot himself. The family who received the will, conveniently accepted the excuse and propagated it. (HIS WIFE WAS CHEATING ON HIM REMEMBER?!)
No pun intended, just that a listener on Love Songs gave this lousy excuse to the contributer who was 'cheating' (a little) on her husband! *pauses* I feel a disturbance in the force. Someone wants an argument. Chill...I'm not done. Both parties have a share of blame when the relationship turns rocky. BUT CHEATING IS TOTALLY WRONG!
I think I did mention before, but morals and values are the very components that make us humans. So to say that making mistakes that are morally wrong is human? Buey sai la...
