Tuesday, March 17, 2009

AHHHH! I'm growing Fat! FAt! FAT! The next belt i'd be getting would most likely be equatorial.

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Wah lao..play dungeon keeper halfway until damn sian.. why games can use cheat codes and we're just so powerless in real life? Type 'show me the money' to get gold, 'black sheep wall' and we'll see what lies before our eyes.

BUT! I'm a real gamer. Cheat's for pansies.

P.S. When did I post the entry abt me d/l (legally) D. Keeper? I left four more levels to completing the game leh..hahaha! jitao no life. The addiction is worse than crack. Not the mention the number of pissed off customers I get the next day.

P.P.S Okaeri! I almost die-ed i swear.

P.P.P.S Drop by Amoy Street Food Centre #02-110 some day please. They're serving damn good shit food. Dayleafs for Daily is called.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

/me's got so many cut on his fingers, he's eating like 'L', Death Note L. Not to mention an agonizing blogpost this is. Will keep it short. 25 unlucky diners will have blood on their chicken tmr.

Monday, March 02, 2009

I'm downloading Dungeon Keeper again after 10 years. Rockest of all RPGs. Did attempt to d/l Raiden on my handphone. But it was kinda screwed up. Then look what I found? A Raiden arcade machine right below a HDB blk at Aljunied. Coolest. Just one single machine beside a APNN mama shop. If I took a pic of that with a Holga, I could have easily fooled ppl that I topped the Raiden score charts even when I was only 4. Though its a crappy place but how I'd love to be a kid there. And probably the coolest, topping the Raiden score charts. Reaching stage 3 with 1 credit.

Secondly, I need disposable legs. They get tired too easily.

Thirdly, guys should buy nice nice micro fibre low hip trunks. So should girls for themselves. Female breifs of cuz. Having excess fabric jutting out from the front isnt really my idea of sexy. Girls having a hard on below(if it happens) doesn't make me react the same.

Wait.

When the hell did it become so visually gross? Sorry if I spoiled your day or meal.

Anyhoo, emphasis here is trunks. Not strings. It's illegal to have strings between balls. Girls, you shouldn't wear anything at all. For hygiene's sake and health reasons. Really.