Saturday, June 20, 2009

Recently, Mr. Drayton Bird gave thanks to the good Lord that three times in his lifetime there's been a rage for stiletto heels. I, on the other side of the globe, like to take this opportunity to thank the Lord for young girls in FBT shorts. UMPH!

But with any other equilibrium, things have to tilt the other way for me. The rave over boybands are almost nowhere to be seen, but college fags who understand economics way better than I do kinda took advantage of the situation. Take David Archuleta and Jesse McCartney, they gross you? Yes? But they're smart! Why? They understand fans' economics. For boybands, a group of girl friends might like a particular boyband but they might have different opinions about the members. That's friction in play. Whereas if you're boy (read gay) without the band, you have control over the situation don't you? Oh my god, this is worse than the time I was in choir and I had to spend 2 day a week with fags with Nick-Carter-back-in-1999 hairstlye standing in a circle of four snapping fingers and pulling off an A1 disaster. Absolute craziness.

P.S. Which jackass homosexual decided to have the mesh inside FBT shorts?! Fucking benchmarks.

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