Here's the new candidate for Scary Movie 5. Just last night she went to Carl's JR. to buy silicon for her boobs. Help South Africa?! They are muthafucking rich balls! Its good that she didn't say the UAE.. The American education should help YOU! GOD BLESS AMERICA! HAHAHA! Think Bush wrote her the script..all nonsense and politics. Why do the hosts even bother.. I do understand the male host point of view though; he just wants to get into her pants. Really.
I suspected that something's really wrong when I saw a rot on Landy's back.. A familiar sight to smokers' everytime they draw out a stick from their cigarette pack. My bro took him to the vet and when he came back I asked him was it true. He didnt really gave me an answer but somehow I'm prepared for the worst. Now I really wished that he'll pee around the house..forever..
