For Your Eyes Only

Here's another item that the government can use to inject wealth into their coffers: Fine couples participating in public display of affection! Like SGD$99,999,999,999,999,999,999 for the first time offenders and to the power of 2 for repetitive offenders. Don't they know they are putting tons of emotional stress on singles out there like me?! And when people are stressed, it results in lower productivity and GDP and hence justifying for the minimal fine offenders have to pay.

Whilst on bus 36, there was this honey-oats-cluster-from-Post™-Cereal around my age just huuuuugggggginnnnnggggg relentlessly on the rear seat of the bus. I have never seen them separate all the way from MP to Douby Ghaut. They just like stared into each other's eyes that were just 0.0000000001mm (mirco millimeters) apart, while caressing each others' face like some AXE™ aftershave commercial. OMG CAN?! I mean I don't care if the guy or the girl is spending his/her last day on Earth with Mr./Ms. Leukemia, if you want just die together ah! Jitao affected lo me...

Smart way to spend their last day on this world though. Taking a final look at the places that left them with so much memories, on a bus, with loop service.