Ten reasons why it is good to get into a traffic accident while using public transport
壹. You might get to appear on TV
贰. It might be the only exciting event for the day or even for your year
叁. Not to mention a chance to become a national hero
肆. Your next ride will be on SBS
伍. Or even better, getting insurance claims without guilt!
陆. For NSF's, Attn B for a week
柒. If your mentality is anything similar to mine, you would be more likely to be subjected to trauma. Translation: Excuse Army!
捌. You can do whatever you want to anyone you intend to do something to
玖. You'll get to use one of those little hammers hung beside the window or press the intercomm button if you're on the train.
拾. Boast
I have a feeling that something bad's gonna happen.
Hock Lock Siew
posted by white_castle @ 12/28/2006 08:45:00 PM
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